Men! Dudes! Bros! Countrymen! Dude-Bros! Bro…dudes…
Tired of women having to tell you how they’re “feeling” all the time?
Sick of being told that your comments hurt someone’s “feelings?”
Done having to be PC because people’s “feelings” are being offended?
Are you constantly putting the word “feelings” in air quotes because you just can’t even?
Scared to talk a woman because you might accidentally become a rapist?
If you’re experiencing any of the symptoms above, you’re not alone! Millions of men around the country are currently suffering from ED: Empathy Dysfunction.
But now, there’s hope:
Ask your doctor about Mpathizr©, a patented three-step wellness protocol that will help you develop a mature relationship with your own feelings, as well as the feelings of others – especially the ladies.
It’s as easy as 1-2-3:
- Talk to a woman.
- Listen to the words she’s saying.
- Believe the words you’re hearing her say.
It’s that simple!
But that’s not all! Unlike our competitors’ products, the Mpathizr© Process works with people of all genders. Try it for yourself! All you need is a fellow human being: Talk to them. Listen to them. Believe them. Repeat.
For maximum results, repeat the Mpathizr© process at least three times a day. For greater, deeper, and longer-lasting results, start the process with a human who has nothing in common with you. Studies show that the Mpathizr© process will help you find common ground with anyone. Guaranteed.
Side effects include, but are not limited to: a decreased desire to offend; the impulse to apologize if you accidentally do offend; a better understanding of systemic racism; an increased desire to smash the patriarchy; concern for the well-being of others; a love for individuals regardless of their sexual orientation; celebrating diversity; developing true friendships with people who look different than you; engaging in selfless acts of service; and rage. Constant, unending rage.
In some cases, users of Mpathizr© reported the ability to sense what someone was feeling before even talking to them. If you experience this sensation, stay calm, and call that person immediately. They may need a word of support or a listening ear.
You might even find yourself feeling better about yourself. Call your doctor now. Because ED doesn’t have to be permanent.
Use Promo Code #BeBetterMen for 50% off your first order.